An unofficial wish list of audiobooks that do not exist. Dedicated to Stephen Fry, who could make anything worth listening to.

Dear Stephen Fry,

You did the Greek gods, the history of human invention and all seven deadly sins. Now do everything else.

Dear Stephen Fry,

please settle the debate: tabs vs spaces.

Computer nerds everywhere

Unabridged · not yet recorded ·

Dear Stephen Fry,

please tell us the story of Mars.

A martian at heart

Unabridged · not yet recorded ·

Dear Stephen Fry,

please teach me quantum physics, slowly.

Unabridged · not yet recorded ·

Dear Stephen Fry,

please read the tax code aloud.

Unabridged · not yet recorded ·

Dear Stephen Fry,

please record the story of your life and your marriage.

With affection, a listener

Unabridged · not yet recorded ·

Dear Stephen Fry,

please tell me how to raise a nine-year-old.

Urgently, a tired parent

Unabridged · not yet recorded ·

Dear Stephen Fry,

please narrate the history of concrete.

Hopefully, a man with a new patio

Unabridged · not yet recorded ·

Dear Stephen Fry,

please explain escrow.

Yours in confusion, Dana

Unabridged · not yet recorded ·

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